March 2012
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February 2012
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pacodestroyer asked: what are you doing? and when do you gonna clean your bedroom and make a video of it again?
pacodestroyer asked: CURRENT POKÉMON TEAM?
Hey, Ask Questions cuz I wanna chat and answer...
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Pokemon games have been out for 14 years and you...
katieislikeadungeondragon:
Also, this is epic and you cannot deny:
“Markus B”: What’d you name your pokemon rival?
“Jimmy”:...”
– Pokemon Realness. Its not funny, but it totally is.
Anonymous asked: :) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films
Single or not, reblog see what you get.
derekhasanego:
<3 = Im falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me
:| = You annoy me
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a tumblr relationship with you.
8=D I want to do...
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“Selling my DS was like selling my body, it hurt but I needed the money. To...”
– Katie (Katieislikeadungeuondragon)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Lets Go!
I went to bed at about 230 last night after having my “situational” cherry popped… and now its 630 and Im going to an on campus leadership conference and presenting 3 programs, and dancing for roll call….
Happy Birthday to me :) Cuz you know what?
I’m fabulous and
Now perk up drink a Monster and lets do this!!
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